So finally here I am in the world of blogging.
Not sure what am gonna write, but i know i will keep posting some stuff.
Was thinking what should be my first post which will be appreciated by my pals and will be commented on and finally got the best. This will be about my life (and knife) the one and only wife of mine ‘KAVITHA KAREN XAVIER FERNANDEZ’. This is how she wants her name to be after getting married to me.
All started well on April 30th and going great till this second. Woooooooo!!
Both were brought up differently but still managed to stay even. At the age of 50 I may write a book about her. She loves books, crazy about books, mad about books. I on the other hand hate reading books, I did not do it even during my college days. Approximately thrice a month I am forced to go to landmark to buy books for her.
She wants to learn to ride my bike (Honda Unicorn) in chennai. I don't want to teach her as she is not sure of riding the scooty itself. When i celebrated xmas in nagercoil last year with her family, she took me to her aunts house in her colony and we went in her scooty. We met her aunt and uncle and we were coming back home when she suddenly stopped the scooty and told me to get down. I had no clue why she told me get down from her scooty and asked her why??
She said "I want to take a right turn, so please get down". I was annoyed. I came to know her brilliance. So kavitha please learn scooty first and come back to me.
You guys know what, she is like a SHAVING RAZOR. A shaving razor doesn't hurt people, rather it helps them to look good, but sometimes it cuts you when you are careless. Few times, I have been cut and I am careful now... so everyday I have a good and clean shave.
Hmmm... now enough boasting about her.
She thinks that she has become fat, which is not true. Whenever am back from office, she asks me whether she is looking fat. She will see the mirror thousand times and will complain that she has put on weight, and she will decide to stop eating ice creams and chocolates, and after a few minutes you can see her cleaning up a full chocolate packet. When I ask her why she is eating chocolate, she justifies saying "My father brought it for me and I have to eat them", she puts the blame on her father.
She is scared of Lizards and she runs away from them as though she is running away from a Dinosaur. Me and my parents, have told her many times not to be scared of lizards, because they are scared of us humans. She doesn't believe this and keeps troubling me to drive away all the lizards in the house. I have to act like Jeff Corwin now!
Jeff Corwin... she loves him and wants to marry him. She says she might have married Jeff Corwin, if she hadn't married me. Jeff Corwin is safe now, look at me...
Okay, I am gonna sleep now... my razor is reading some book, as usual.
More about her in my next post.
Not sure what am gonna write, but i know i will keep posting some stuff.
Was thinking what should be my first post which will be appreciated by my pals and will be commented on and finally got the best. This will be about my life (and knife) the one and only wife of mine ‘KAVITHA KAREN XAVIER FERNANDEZ’. This is how she wants her name to be after getting married to me.
All started well on April 30th and going great till this second. Woooooooo!!
Both were brought up differently but still managed to stay even. At the age of 50 I may write a book about her. She loves books, crazy about books, mad about books. I on the other hand hate reading books, I did not do it even during my college days. Approximately thrice a month I am forced to go to landmark to buy books for her.
She wants to learn to ride my bike (Honda Unicorn) in chennai. I don't want to teach her as she is not sure of riding the scooty itself. When i celebrated xmas in nagercoil last year with her family, she took me to her aunts house in her colony and we went in her scooty. We met her aunt and uncle and we were coming back home when she suddenly stopped the scooty and told me to get down. I had no clue why she told me get down from her scooty and asked her why??
She said "I want to take a right turn, so please get down". I was annoyed. I came to know her brilliance. So kavitha please learn scooty first and come back to me.
You guys know what, she is like a SHAVING RAZOR. A shaving razor doesn't hurt people, rather it helps them to look good, but sometimes it cuts you when you are careless. Few times, I have been cut and I am careful now... so everyday I have a good and clean shave.
Hmmm... now enough boasting about her.
She thinks that she has become fat, which is not true. Whenever am back from office, she asks me whether she is looking fat. She will see the mirror thousand times and will complain that she has put on weight, and she will decide to stop eating ice creams and chocolates, and after a few minutes you can see her cleaning up a full chocolate packet. When I ask her why she is eating chocolate, she justifies saying "My father brought it for me and I have to eat them", she puts the blame on her father.
She is scared of Lizards and she runs away from them as though she is running away from a Dinosaur. Me and my parents, have told her many times not to be scared of lizards, because they are scared of us humans. She doesn't believe this and keeps troubling me to drive away all the lizards in the house. I have to act like Jeff Corwin now!
Jeff Corwin... she loves him and wants to marry him. She says she might have married Jeff Corwin, if she hadn't married me. Jeff Corwin is safe now, look at me...
Okay, I am gonna sleep now... my razor is reading some book, as usual.
More about her in my next post.
